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Do all flesh based organisms go through these elaborate, colorful displays to broadcast their intents to fornicate to whomever will pay them mind?

It would strike me there are much easier ways to go about things than this 'prom.'
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It comes to me that far too much time has passed since I exterminated someone or thing.

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I am guessing none of you sacks of organs would be willing to volunteer.

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...you're gonna blow up another room of the castle, aren't you?
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Too... quiet.

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[A long pause... before the sound of a missile arming and firing, followed by an explosion]

Tags:

[locked to Mordred Residents + Xellos]

That I was not asked to participate in last week's proceedings was unfortunate.

[locked to Mordred residents]

Attention Castle Mordred.

I am now functioning again at optimal efficiency.

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That is all.
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Shadow. Rouge.

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Others.

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Requesting assistance.

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I have suffered damage, and cannot return to the lightpost.

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I am located in the catacombs underneath Neon City.
[After several weeks of silence... one hears the sound of Omega stomping through the halls]

BOWSER:

PORTIONS OF YOUR WEAPONS CACHE ARE BEING RELIEVED FOR THE TIME BEING.

SHADOW, ROUGE:

I WILL RETURN IN SEVERAL DAYS.

GENERAL POPULACE:

DISREGARD ANY MEATBAG FILLINGS THAT ARE TRACKED IN UPON MY RETURN.


[click]

[ooc - Yes, Omega has been very quiet for a bit. He's been holed up in a dungeon with Hagurumon for that time. By and large, anyone who may have PASSED this dungeon in the past few weeks? Would have likely heard screaming and explosions. And if anyone checks it now, said dungeon is charred and blackened.]

DATA ENTRY - 003

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OMEGA! Jeez. You've been locked in your room for-

[click, whirr of barrels]

FUNCTIONS FULLY RESUMED.

CALIBRATING TARGETING IN THREE, TWO...

[ratta tat tat of gunfire]


AUGH DAMMIT OMEGA--

[connection lost]

Data Entry - 002

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ORGANIC BEINGS SLOWLY POISONING THEIR ALREADY SHORT-LIVED, WEAK BODIES.

...IT IS... AMUSING.

DATA ENTRY - 001 - [AUDIO]

...ACCESSING LOCATION DATA.

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LOCATION: JUNK CITY, CONFIRMED.

ASSESSING TARGET THREAT LEVEL: MINIMAL.

...NOT OF EGGMAN MAKE OR MANUFACTURE.

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CHANCES WILL NOT BE TAKEN


[sound of shots being discharged]

For cryin' out loud, DON'T SHOOT ME YOU DUMBASS! I'M YOUR PARTNER!

[ooc - Bold = Omega, Italics = Hagurumon.]